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 The Devil’s Gift (1984) Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996) Berton has two credits on his IMDB page and is so colossally untalented, he even borrowed his own crappy movie to make his second crappy movie. |
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 Quigley (2003) The Gingerdeadman (2005) Busey has had astounding career longevity for a man who’s only been in about three good movies. |
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 Starcrash (1979) Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2002) If you’re remotely surprised to find the Hoff on this list, you don’t belong on this site. |
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 Dungeons & Dragons (2000) Eragon (2006) I hope he has two very nice summer homes. |
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 Superman III (1983) Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Because she was on the outs with the Salkinds, this might be the All Star with the smallest amount of screentime to earn her status. |
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 Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) Cliffhanger (1993) If acting and volume were linked, Lithgow would be the greatest performer ever. |
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 The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) George Lucas, pissing on my childhood since 1999. |
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 Superman III (1983) Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) What happens when hacks marry. |
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 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) It's sort of hard to blame Park for the quality of his movies, especially since all he does is show up and kick ass. |
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 Superman III (1983) Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) This is the saddest inclusion into the All Stars, because this is the man who made us believe a man could fly. |
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 Staying Alive (1983) Over the Top (1987) The only composer on the list. And a true Tomahawk Warrior. |
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 Staying Alive (1983) Over the Top (1987) Cliffhanger (1993) The patron saint of Yakmala. |
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 Staying Alive (1983) Battlefield Earth (2000) Pulp Fiction was a fluke, people. |
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 Going Overboard (1989) Bloodrayne (2005) Consistently turns in entertaining performances in unwatchable movies, Zane has the potential to become the Shatner of his generation. |