Plot Synopsis by Seth: Jessie had it all. He was just offered a scholarship to an exclusive music conservatory AND he was discovered by a soul label that wanted to put his music on the map. But he had to throw it all away, and for what?!! Some Sherm?! A little hit of that juice, Jessie? Jessie, why'd you do it, baby?!! Jessie, come back, don't run into that grocery store freezer, Jessie! Those aren't monsters and lizards, or crazy faced old witches attacking you, it's just some grocery store employees trying to get you down from there . . . back to your senses! I love you, Jessie, can't you see that you're throwing it all away! Your music video is all over the country, with kids everywhere dressing like you and dancing to your hot new grooves. Jessie! It's just the way you planned it. No that's not a snake, Jessie! Jessie, don't run, I love . . . Jessie, watch out for that . . . Jessieeeeeeeeeeee!!! (*sob sob*) Jessssieeee, why'd you have to leave me, Jessieee. I'm pregnant!
[The preceding took place over the period of one earth week.] |