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 Release Date: 2005 Tagline: Fear the Sky Director: Rob Cohen Writer: W.D. Richter
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 Plot Synopsis byJustin: Three pilots, Gannon (Josh Lucas), Wade (Jessica Biel) and Purcell (Jamie Foxx, wishing he could take this one back) are the best in there is. So when the military builds a new jet powered by an artificial intelligence, it’s only natural that Gannon, Wade and Purcell integrate the jet, called EDI, into their squad. No one remarks that the jet looks exactly like a vagina. Because EDI is an AI, lightning strikes turn it evil. EDI ends up zooming all over the place bothering people and gets ready to nuke North Korea. Along the way, since Purcell is the black guy, he dies, and Wade has to bail out over North Korea and gets chased all over the place by North Koreans. Gannon finally talks EDI down, but the military is keen to cover everything up and attempts to kill Gannon. Instead, he hops into EDI and goes to rescue Wade. Since this is a movie, he kills a ton of Koreans, avoids an international incident and gets his girl. EDI dies. In the end, Wade and Gannon express their mutual desire to hit that. I guess Wade felt obligated after Gannon nearly started World War III for her, and Gannon had to wait for Purcell to die so it didn’t turn into a freaky three way. |
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