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Release Date: 1978
Tagline: Luke Skywalker and Han Solo battle evil Imperial forces to help Chewbacca reach his imperiled family on the Wookiee planet—in time for Life Day, their most important day of the year!
Director: Steve Binder
Writers: Pat Proft, Leonard Ripps, Bruce Vilanch, Rod Warren
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Plot Synopsis by Justin: Motherfuck. Goddamn christ-sucking pencil-dick shitbird. Assfuck, titfuck and donkeyfuck. Piece of shit, motherbitch, assreaming dildochewer. Testicle-shitting cuntkicker. Pelican-fellating assgoblin-looking nun-humper. Motherfucker, titty-fucker, two-ball bitch. Rancid lawn-gnome turdlicker. Suck the bloated limp nipple of a foreskin balloon. Asshole smeghead. Cock-knocker, dodie-tapper, clit-flicker. Fungdark, fungdark, fungdark. |
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