Spawned in the depths of Los Angeles, Clint was long ago designated "the next step in human evolution" by his sister, due to the pale skin, reclusive habits, and love of the machine that made him naturally suited to the Information Age lifestyle. This view, however, ran counter to his neanderthal habits and appearance, and was very confusing to the subject until he rationalized cubicles as just another form of cave. Clint dwells near the foothills of Pasadena with his mail order 909 bride Amandawn, emerging only occasionally to forage for sustaining necessities such as TV Dinners and Coca-Cola. Having turned down a potentially lucrative career as a professional sasquatch (since it required outdoor activity), Clint is working towards a Master's degree in something or other, although this does not stop him from using the pretentious online moniker of "Doctor" Feh. Clint is disturbed by the current trend of portable electronic devices, which may eventually leave him with no excuse not to go outside once in awhile.